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    <title>I.NFECTIO.US: Pig Semen has no negative side-effects</title>
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      <title>Pig Semen has no negative side-effects</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Having 5 (soon to be 6) kids is a real blessing, but really hits the pocketbook hard. Take food for instance, my monthly grocery bill is over $1000.
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My wifes due date for our 6th child is today, Valentines Day, and we were thinking about using the good 'ol castor oil treatment to induce labor. My wife has a history of going a week or so past her due date, and with the &lt;a href="http://www.nascar.com/"&gt;Daytona 500&lt;/a&gt; weekend coming up... well let's just say the last time I didn't watch the 500, Dale Earnhardt died. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WHAT?&lt;/strong&gt; I'm a die hard race fan!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Anyways, I went online to research the safety of using castor oil to induce labor and ran across this &lt;a href="http://www.compleatmother.com/articles2/childbirth/castor_oil.shtml"&gt;article&lt;/a&gt;. It discusses the pros and cons of inducing labor, then goes on to describe what hospitals use to induce labor. &lt;em&gt;PIG SEMEN&lt;/em&gt; of all things nasty in this world.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Considering we've had two of our children induced, I'm happy to report there are no side effects of this practice. Want proof?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;ALL MY CHILDREN ARE PIGS&lt;/h3&gt;.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 16:26:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <author>Bob Silva</author>
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